Text Exchange re: Rapture
Background: This text exchange took place on Thursday night, May 19.
Lisa: Don’t forget Rapture is happening on Saturday.
Marianne: Get right with Jesus, girl.
Lisa: Haha!! Meet us at the church in the morning. We’re getting baptized.
Marianne: Good! Just in time. Can we get Milli baptized, too?
Because I don’t want to spend my afterlife without her.
Lisa: No. Milli is Satan’s spawn.
Lisa: She’s the reason that Jesus is coming.
Marianne: Ha! He has heard about her shit and he’s coming to put an end to it.
Lisa: Right. He hates her ass so much that he’s going to burn the world down.