Text Exchange re: Rapture

Background: This text exchange took place on Thursday night, May 19.

Lisa: Don’t forget Rapture is happening on Saturday.

Marianne: Get right with Jesus, girl.

Lisa: Haha!! Meet us at the church in the morning. We’re getting baptized.

Marianne: Good! Just in time. Can we get Milli baptized, too?

Because I don’t want to spend my afterlife without her.

Lisa: No. Milli is Satan’s spawn.

Marianne: Haha!


Lisa: She’s the reason that Jesus is coming.

Marianne: Ha! He has heard about her shit and he’s coming to put an end to it.

Sorry, mankind.

Lisa: Right. He hates her ass so much that he’s going to burn the world down.

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