Text Exchange Re: Rainforest Cafe

Lisa: I’m at Rainforest Cafe. Don’t be jealous.

Marianne: How can I not be? I love monkey pot pie and toucan salad while the relaxing sounds of the rainforest blare in my ears.

Lisa: Haha!

This is Tracey Tree.

Marianne: Those are TERRIFYING.

Lisa:  I know!!!

Marianne: Is Cam (Lisa’s 18 month-old) huddled up in the fetal position crying? Are you?

Lisa: Both. We have both hit the wall.

Should I get Milli a souvenir?

Marianne: Oh yes. She will hold it and squeeze it and make it her own.

Lisa: I ordered fried cheese. I’m about to drown my sorrows.

Marianne: Well fried cheese is the best way.

Lisa: Right.

That’s something you order when you just don’t give a fuck anymore.

Marianne: Exactly. And when the waiter brings it out, you challenge him with your eyes.

“Say somethin’ biatch!”

Lisa: I will. I’m going to slap it right out of his hand.

I’m just going to open wide like a baby bird.

Marianne: just dump it all in here, “waiter.”

Lisa: Haha! Don’t even act like my kids are getting any of that, “waiter”!!!

Marianne: Right! You know REAL waiters do not work at Rainforest Cafe, btw!

Lisa: NOW BRING ME MY DAMN CHECK SO I CAN GET THE HELL OUT.

“WAITER”!!! 

And he fucked up my order. Thank god for the cheese.

Marianne: He’s real lucky. He’s about to become Tracey Tree’s permanent accessory.

Fucker.

Lisa: Haha! I’m about to stick Tracey Tree’s right arm up his little ass.

Marianne: Haha!

At least the food there is really top drawer.

Lisa: Right. GAG.

It’s amazing what people will eat.

Comments (4)

Tiffany PetersJune 20th, 2011 at 10:51 pm

This cracks me up because we almost went there Sunday on our way through San Antonio!

LaurinJune 21st, 2011 at 10:45 am

I love the ‘at least the food there is really top drawer’…. That would go with about any themed, chain, child-centered eatery. Sounds like a lovely experience.

MarinaJune 21st, 2011 at 4:31 pm

Those images are too creepy… enough to make me lose my apetite.
Uh “Waiter” two orders of fried cheese to go please!

MaxieJune 25th, 2011 at 3:56 pm

OMG I love RFC, even if it is a little creepy — they closed the one here in DC, but it still lives on in my heart

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