Text Exchange Tuesday, Re: Football Sundays

Sorry, America, but we have not been able to blog in quite some time.  Marianne has had another baby, and I am being beaten down by tax season.  Anyway, we are very sorry, but neither of us has been able to get our shit together and post a blog.  Forgive us?

Here’s an old one from football season, 2010:

Lisa:  Did you see Favre at the press conference after the game? YumYum.

Fitted black sweater is a good look for all men who are in shape.  I likey.

Marianne:  No.  Did he take his cock out?

Lisa:  I wish.

Marianne:  From now on, that should be his go-to move.  Lose a game, take my penis out.

Lisa:  I agree!  TD celebration?  Whip out the cock and wag it around.

Marianne:  I’m cracking up over here!  That would be awesome!

Lisa:  So funny.

Marianne:  I had so much fun on Sunday, watching football with y’all.  I told Carl he totally missed out.

Lisa:  I know!  It was so fun.  Especially the part where I dropped my water and almost peed my pants.  WTF?

Marianne:  Especially doing the Cabbage Patch and the Running Man dances!

Lisa:  Yes!  Don’t forget the Sprinkler!

Marianne:  That was awesome!

Lisa:  You’re going to have to teach me the Running Man, so I can be even more awesome.

Marianne:  No problem.  It’s definitely a crowd pleaser.  I like to mix it with “the Carlton” from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

Lisa:  I’ve got that one down.

Marianne:  Cool.

Lisa:  LOL.  Higlaeiius.

Hilarious.

Marianne:  I like the other spelling better.

Lisa:  Right???

Marianne:  It could be a player’s name.  Pronounced, “Harold”

And he could be like, “That’s the Old English spelling”

Lisa:  Ye Olde Higlaeiius.

Marianne:  Haha!

Lisa:  LOL