Text Exchange Tuesday, Re: Football Sundays
Sorry, America, but we have not been able to blog in quite some time. Marianne has had another baby, and I am being beaten down by tax season. Anyway, we are very sorry, but neither of us has been able to get our shit together and post a blog. Forgive us?
Here’s an old one from football season, 2010:
Lisa: Did you see Favre at the press conference after the game? YumYum.
Fitted black sweater is a good look for all men who are in shape. I likey.
Marianne: No. Did he take his cock out?
Lisa: I wish.
Marianne: From now on, that should be his go-to move. Lose a game, take my penis out.
Lisa: I agree! TD celebration? Whip out the cock and wag it around.
Marianne: I’m cracking up over here! That would be awesome!
Lisa: So funny.
Marianne: I had so much fun on Sunday, watching football with y’all. I told Carl he totally missed out.
Lisa: I know! It was so fun. Especially the part where I dropped my water and almost peed my pants. WTF?
Marianne: Especially doing the Cabbage Patch and the Running Man dances!
Lisa: Yes! Don’t forget the Sprinkler!
Marianne: That was awesome!
Lisa: You’re going to have to teach me the Running Man, so I can be even more awesome.
Marianne: No problem. It’s definitely a crowd pleaser. I like to mix it with “the Carlton” from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
Lisa: I’ve got that one down.
Lisa: LOL. Higlaeiius.
Marianne: I like the other spelling better.
Marianne: It could be a player’s name. Pronounced, “Harold”
And he could be like, “That’s the Old English spelling”
Lisa: Ye Olde Higlaeiius.