Text Exchange Tuesday, Re: Songs of Shame
Lisa: I was so drunk last night, I downloaded a song by Demi Lovato. WTF.
You’re an alcoholic
It got into my head at barre class and wouldn’t get out.
I’m out of control, obv.
Marianne: It wasn’t even WHILE YOU WERE DRINKING?
Lisa: That I bought it? No, I did that after I was hammered.
But every time I’ve heard it, stone cold sober.
Marianne: No I mean you weren’t listening to it while you were drinking
Lisa: Oh I bought it and then forced Brad to listen to it drunk.
I think he was a little bit frightened.
Marianne: Oh brad
Lisa: “Lisa, that’s kiss fm bullshit.”
Like he doesn’t listen to kiss fm.
Marianne: Uh fucking YEAH
I KNOW his little ass listens to kiss fm
Lisa: Oh go judge me while you listen to Shots, BRAD.
He fucking LOVES that song.
Marianne: “ooh I love this song! I first heard it at a RAVE.”
Lisa: HAHA. Go listen to some New Order, fool.
That’s the sucky part about exercise class. The shitty music that ends up stuck in my head.
That’s how I got started on Beyonce
Lisa: Exercise class is the gateway.
Marianne: Ha! It is.