Text Exchange Tuesday, Re: Songs of Shame

Lisa: I was so drunk last night, I downloaded a song by Demi Lovato. WTF.

Marianne: What.
You’re an alcoholic

Lisa: Apparently.
It got into my head at barre class and wouldn’t get out.
I’m out of control, obv.

Marianne: It wasn’t even WHILE YOU WERE DRINKING?

Lisa: That I bought it? No, I did that after I was hammered.
But every time I’ve heard it, stone cold sober.

Marianne: No I mean you weren’t listening to it while you were drinking

Lisa: Oh I bought it and then forced Brad to listen to it drunk.
I think he was a little bit frightened.

Marianne: Oh brad

Lisa: “Lisa, that’s kiss fm bullshit.”
Like he doesn’t listen to kiss fm.

Marianne: Uh fucking YEAH
I KNOW his little ass listens to kiss fm

Lisa: Oh go judge me while you listen to Shots, BRAD.
He fucking LOVES that song.

Marianne: “ooh I love this song! I first heard it at a RAVE.”

Lisa: HAHA. Go listen to some New Order, fool.
That’s the sucky part about exercise class. The shitty music that ends up stuck in my head.

Marianne: Yeah
That’s how I got started on Beyonce

Lisa: Exercise class is the gateway.

Marianne: Ha! It is.