I’m Marianne. I am a thirty-year-old woman who has a one-year-old daughter, and 31 year old husband, and a 12 year old bastard of a dog. I work part-time as a family law attorney and full-time as a master of hilarity. Lisa and I have been friends for ten years. We share the same cynicism and disdain for the silly shit that people do, including but not limited to: making up names and spellings to christen their children with, spending obscene amounts of money on clothes, not loving football, etc. You get the gist.
While we love to make fun of other people’s ridiculousness, we have no problem making fun of our own. Since we make each other laugh so much and we are so awesome, it seemed only right to share it with the world at large. So we bring you A Case of the Awesomes. You’re welcome.
I am a stay-home-mom of two kids who thoroughly whip my ass on a daily basis. I like things that are cool, and I don’t like things that suck. The cool category includes things such as NFL football, fantasy football, cooking and baking, making fun of people and things in everyday life, Bloody Marys, swearing, and generally spreading my cynical sunshine everywhere I can. Things that suck include slow drivers in front of me, people with something to prove, dishonesty, and shitty music.
I love few people in my life more than I love Marianne. Get to know her, she’s the shit. When we get together, it’s an all-out gigglefest and welcome to it, people.